150 reasons... You know you're from Brisbane, Australia

150 reasons... You know you're from Brisbane if...

1) you wear thongs all year long, hot or cold, rain or shine
2) you drink xxxx and love it
3) you love raving in the valley
4) you love the lions
5) theres only one highway - pacific
6) you wear boardies all summer
7) bundy rum is the best drink of all
8) you eat kebabs at 3 in the morning
9) you have been random breath tested more then
once in your driving career
10) you go to the big day out on the coast
11) you drank bags of goon in high school
12) you call them cones, and only cones
13) you sweat balls doing nothing on a normal day
14) you smoke winnie blues
15) you or your freind owns a holden
16) your a guy you love burnouts
17) wife beaters are a must
18) you truly know how to party
19) you love watching the aussies in sport
20) you go for the maroons in S-O-O
21) you surf a lot
22) you listen to jjj
23) your style is dope as
24) you get caught driving through red lights
25) you do whatever the fuk u wan't
26) youve gone to the brisbane magistrates court for some bullshit once in your life
27) you party at the gpo where you fine mo hoes
28) you love wolfmother
29) you eat meat pies and sausage rolls daily
30) its not ketchup, its tomato sauce
31) you or one of your friends pieced brisbane rail
32) you spent your last 30$ on a yellow cab or taxi
33) youve gone to the rsl late one sun night to get more grog
34) you it called a bottle-o
35) you used to hang out at hungry jacks on queen st after school
36) you used to catch council busses
37) you go to the races just to get hammered, (there are horse races at the races?)
38) you swum in the seedy southbank lagoona at least once when you were a kid
39) you eat bulimba cold rock daily
40) you know exactly what slip slop slap means
41) your dream car is the fattest vl turbo
42) you know what swim in between the flags means
43) you go to the regatta on a sunday night
44) after you drink the goon you wear the box as a hat
45) you and everyone in brisbane are one continuous beat that feeds from eachother
46) at six in the morning you wake up to the sound of large annoying black crows
47) you go to the normanby on sunday nights
48) the ekka is the highlight of your year
49) you've played counterstrike at jota
50)you enjoy a good poker night
51) you've hooked up at mt cootha
52) you go to mono on thursday nights
53) your local watering hole is an Irish pub
54) you live within 10km of a Westfield
55) you live for Maccas $5 Feeds
56) your teeth have decayed because Brisbane is the only capital city without flouride in its water
57) your primary school went on some kind of afternoon game show
58) you had a mullet before it was fashionable
59) you didn't know that big brands existed until QueensPlaza
60) your right arm is darker than your left from driving in the sun
61) you love a good road trip to the coast
62) school dances were the highlight of your semester
63) you celebrate 21st birthdays as if it's an important milestone
64) you've hooked up with your best friends ex
65) you or 50 of your best mates go to UQ
66) you've only just become addicted to myspace/facebook even though the rest of the world has been hooked for years
67) you've evaded the gateway toll at least once
68) your financial advisor/lawyer's office is on Eagle Street
69) you're scared of Council Bikeways
70) your local fruiterer is a wog
71) you wash your car against water restrictions
72) as a child, you entered colouring-in comps for Saturday Disney
73) you know everyone working at Whistler
74) you get excited when it rains (even after its rained 11 days straight)
75) you put "but" at the end of a sentence, not the beginning... and didn't realise till now but
76) you really think paul hogan is a clown, a fukin shmuck for that matter
77) you or your friend owns a tini
78) you chop your nuggs with scissors or mullamatics (no finger labor here)
79) you love driving down corronation drive cause you never knoe what lane to be in :)
80) you remeber agro from tv
81) schoolies week was one of the best weeks of your life
82) You wear pluggers all the time (flip-flops)
83) You have been to the GPO in The Valley a million times
84) You support the Broncos and will die for them if you have to
85) You go to either The Regatta or Normanby on a Sunday night
86) In the summer you live in a pool
87) austin limits are your fav categorie of drink
88) peaking out everynow and then is important to you, cause your from brisbane!
89) kangaroo point 24hours maccas is important to you
90) you dig the sounds of digweed, sasha and trentmoller...
91) you love bundy rum so much, u even know its the liquid gold
92) you've been yelled at by an Aboriginal in Brunswick Street
93) you've been asked 'you gots a dolla broo' by a junkie in The Valley
94) you played daytona with 8 friends in high school
95) you killed cane toads with golf clubs as a child
96) you question how the gabba floats over the st
97) you eat fish and chips
98) you call it a barby (B-B-Q)
99) you have used the botanical gardens for something sketchy once in your life
100) you know brisbane is the greatest city in the world
101) When your drinking straight out of the jug and its perfectly ok
102) You know that thongs are not underwear, and what togs are, and wear them all year round, even when you're not going for a swim
103) You went to Canberra to see the war memorial as a school excursion
104) you heckle any silly fool that barracks for the blues while living in QLD.. its QLD, we barrack for QUEENSLAND here :D
105) you speed on the story bridge.
106) you hate north side traffic.
107) you always travel 10% over the speed limit
108) The RE toga party during Uni O week is a must, even if you don't go to uni
109) you know what a nikko and refidex is
110) you despise looking at the busway, while you sit in your car during peak hour traffic.
111) you know Elvis wasn't The King, it's actually Wally Lewis
112) You know Vulture Street isn't just the name of a Powderfinger album and why
113) you go to uj's on a thursday night
114) you're limited to 4 minute showers... once a day
115) when you have a monthly, weekly, or 10 trip saver for the buses and ferrys
116) you know the trains are cleaner, cooler and less scary than trains in sydney or melbourne.
117) when you refuse to go swimming in the southbank lagoons because you know what all those little kids did in there...
118) you know that ever K over is a Killer
119) you know you're from brisvegas if you cant' remember what u did last night
120) you know you're from Brissy when you've been to the Gabba to watch the cricket, feasted on a meat pie with tomato sauce,whilst consuming a XXXX from a plastic cup and cheering on the beach ball going around the stadium watching the security guards trying 2 stop it!
121) You always end up drunkenly stumbling into Hungry Jacks on a Saturday night.
122) Ya know your from Brissy when you climb to the top of the Story Bridge and stop traffic.
123) You know your in Brissy when you have to take sunglasses out clubbing with you cause the sun rises too early!!
124) when you have to tell anyone from another country that you live just up from the Gold Coast or an hour's flight from Sydney
125)when you walk through the deserted city streets on a Sunday and you realise Brissy is just a big country town - or when you try and find a restaurant after midnight that doesn't only sell lamb sandwiches - or when you know that you live in the BEST city in the world and that when you are away you know Brissy will always be your home. Oh, and when you are sooooo f'ing happy to meet an aussie who is not a brisvegasite overseas as they are as rare as a non-australian that ask "do you surf"...
126) you have sand in ur crack.... sandy vag (seanen usa)
127) you know the trains are cleaner, cooler and less scary than trains in sydney or melbourne
128) When you've had a bleeding cut in your head from a damn magpie
129) you have used the see through glass in the girls and boys toilets at Regatta!
130) When a normal winter's day is 21 and sunny
131) When it rains - it pours... steam rises off the bitumen and the water running down the gutters is warm!
have put aloe vera and tomato slices on your sunburnt skin
132) you remember 30c cones from Maccas and used to buy them every day driving home in Gr 12
133) understand that if 'you drink and drive, you're a bloody idiot' - and know lots of them
134) know what a bogan is
135) have caught the first train home because it's easier than waiting for a cab.
136) You know where XXXX hill is at Ballymore
137) You know what colour a Poinciana is
138) Trains actually have enough seats, you don't have to stand.
139) Trains actually arrive on time, you don't expect them to be 15 mins late.
140) Mangoes don't have to be bought at a fruit shop, you can find a spare tree somewhere in your suburb.
141) Over 25 degrees is normal, not a distant memory.
142) You like calling NSW/VIC types Mexicans coz they live south of the border
143) The beach is actually warm enough to swim at.
144) You didn't have to change all your clocks on Sunday morning.
145) You've 'parked' at Mt Cootha or Mt Gravatt lookouts at some stage.
146) You know that Rugby League and Rugby Union are TWO different sports.
147) You can swim at the beach without having to read the Beach Report first (e.coli/sewage count)
148) There is one Fire Brigade for the whole state.